The Life of a Pancakist - Part 2

~Continued from last post~

I had to approach this in an orderly way. I used the Suspect Tracker to find out where the criminals were now.

Yespan was in a retirement home a few thousand miles away from where the crime took place.
Choco was at the supermarket.
Ieat was... nowhere. She wasn't showing up on the Tracker. Odd...

I had to think smart. I couldn't let myself be fooled by any of these possible criminals. Yespan seemed unlikely... but that's probably what he'd want me to think.

Yespan had a long history with Pancake Crimes. It all started when he was 27.

One time, back when Yespan was 27, he had a sudden craving for pancakes. He didn't have enough cash taken out of the ATM to buy some, and he needed those pancakes right away! So, he went up to the Pancake Palace and kicked the door down! Everybody ran, and Yespan took the pancakes. That got him a few months in jail.

When Yespan was 42, he committed Pancake Arson. He had eaten some bad pancakes earlier the day, and was mad at the pancakes. He took twenty pancakes, and stacked them on top of each other. He took out a Jerry Can and said, "HAVE SOME SYRUP, YA STUPID PANCAKES" and poured the gasoline all over the pancakes. He took out a match, said "ITS OVER FOR YOU NOW, PANCAKES!!!" and lit it. Long story short, those pancakes became ash-cakes.

Yespan's third, final, and most gruesome crime happened when he was 68. It was three crimes in one! He was possessed by the Devil (a waffle) at the time, and was very confused. He walked to a cafe, stole a pancake (pancake robbery) burned it (pancake arson) took the ashes, made an ash pancake, and then stabbed it.

Now, lets hear more about Choco.


~To be Continued~