The Life of a Pancakist - Part 3

~Continued from last post~

Choco was an interesting guy. He was only thirty-four years old, and had already committed pancake robbery five times!

The first time was when he was three, believe it or not. He really wanted pancakes, but his parents wouldn't make them. He took is anger out on the pancake shop, and went in, disguised as an innocent three-year-old. He was actually an EVIL three-year-old! He took one of the pancake samples, and then another, and then another, and eventually, he just took the whole tray of samples and walked out the door. He was later caught, arrested, and sent to Pancake Juvie.

When Choco was nineteen, he robbed an old lady of her pancakes. This made sense, because the victim of our current crime was an old lady.

When Choco was twenty-two, he went Dumpster Pancake Diving. He took a bunch of pancakes out of the dumpster, cleaned them off, and sold them to unsuspecting civilians.

When Choco was twenty-nine, he committed his most detailed crime yet! He found a maximum security pancake transportation van, and threw C4s on the back. He followed it on his motorcycle, and when the time was right, he blew them up. The back doors opened, and Choco grabbed his grappling hook. He shot the grappling hook onto the interior part of the back, and jumped off his motorcycle. He flew into the back, took the pancakes, and jumped out. He was chased by police, but made a speedy escape.

Choco's most recent crime happened when he was thirty-two. It was a minor offence, but that's still an offence! He picked up an old pancake from a table at a restaurant.

Lets find out about our last suspect, Ieat.


~To be Continued~

The Life of a Pancakist - Part 2

~Continued from last post~

I had to approach this in an orderly way. I used the Suspect Tracker to find out where the criminals were now.

Yespan was in a retirement home a few thousand miles away from where the crime took place.
Choco was at the supermarket.
Ieat was... nowhere. She wasn't showing up on the Tracker. Odd...

I had to think smart. I couldn't let myself be fooled by any of these possible criminals. Yespan seemed unlikely... but that's probably what he'd want me to think.

Yespan had a long history with Pancake Crimes. It all started when he was 27.

One time, back when Yespan was 27, he had a sudden craving for pancakes. He didn't have enough cash taken out of the ATM to buy some, and he needed those pancakes right away! So, he went up to the Pancake Palace and kicked the door down! Everybody ran, and Yespan took the pancakes. That got him a few months in jail.

When Yespan was 42, he committed Pancake Arson. He had eaten some bad pancakes earlier the day, and was mad at the pancakes. He took twenty pancakes, and stacked them on top of each other. He took out a Jerry Can and said, "HAVE SOME SYRUP, YA STUPID PANCAKES" and poured the gasoline all over the pancakes. He took out a match, said "ITS OVER FOR YOU NOW, PANCAKES!!!" and lit it. Long story short, those pancakes became ash-cakes.

Yespan's third, final, and most gruesome crime happened when he was 68. It was three crimes in one! He was possessed by the Devil (a waffle) at the time, and was very confused. He walked to a cafe, stole a pancake (pancake robbery) burned it (pancake arson) took the ashes, made an ash pancake, and then stabbed it.

Now, lets hear more about Choco.


~To be Continued~

The Life of a Pancakist

My name is Peter Ancakist. I fight for the justice of pancakes! I'm officially called a "Pancakist." I've seen some terrible crimes in my day.

I graduated Pancakist Academy two years ago. Soon after graduation I got a job at the Pancakia Police Department (PPD) as a Pancakist. A Pancakist is like a pancake detective. Once a pancake crime is reported, we investigate the scene.

On my first day of the job, I received a call from an old lady who's house had been broken into. The criminal had chopped up her freshly-made pancakes and eaten them. I rushed to her house and began to investigate.

The windows were all broken and there was pancake crumbs on the table. After putting the pancake crumbs through an analyzer, I found out that the pancakes were chocolate chip. Once I had this information, I checked the pancake-offender database for chocolate chip pancake criminals.

Most of the chocolate chip pancake criminals were either dead or in jail, but I found three suspects. Choco L. Atechip was the first suspect. It was possible he was the criminal, however, he'd never committed pancake murder, just pancake robbery. The second suspect was Yespan C. Akes. He seemed likely, but he seventy-eight years old, so it would've been difficult for him to break the glass with such ease. The final suspect was Ieat Panc Akes, she was Yespan's sixty-eight-year-old sister! It was possible that they were working together!

It was unbelievable! My first day and I already had a pancake murder with three suspects on my hands!

~To Be Continued~